Archive for category funny

Too Much Information will Mess You Up

“Everybody gets so much information all day long that they lose their common sense.” Gertrude Stein

Zac Brown is Getting Deeper

Last year the Zac Brown band had a hit with “Toes”

This year Zac and Jimmy Buffett sing “Knee Deep”

Next year I’m guessing he’ll get in up to his waist!

Don’t Do and Do Do

“what you DON’T do is just as important as what you DO do”
John Hartford

Why Silence is Golden

“Never miss a good chance to shut up.”
Will Rogers

What Efficiency Is

“Efficiency is intelligent laziness.”
David Dunham

Must Be Lead

“You can lead a horse to water but a pencil must be lead.”
Stan Laurel