Archive for category funny

Be Goofy!

“You’re never too old to do goofy stuff”
Ward Cleaver

You Are The One

Just couldn’t resist posting today, on 11/11/11 that you are the one.

In fact, “you are the 1-1-1-1-1-1!”
(best said while yelling)

Unrestrained Mirth

“I’m ready to lay aside the cares of the day and let mirth reign unrestrained” Unknown

this makes me think of The Byrds song “Turn, Turn, Turn”

The Difference Between “Wise” and “Shrewd”

“A wise man knows everything, a shrewd one, everybody.”
Chinese Proverb

It’s Uphill!

“You can tell you’re on the road to success; it’s uphill all the way.” Paul Harvey

Do You Really Know What You Are Doing?

“Much of the excitement we get out of our work is that we don’t
really know what we are doing.”
E. Dijkstra

Needless to Say, Needle Less Painful

Needless to say, needle less flu shots are less painful

The Secret to Win The War Against Reality

“Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality.”
Jules de Gaultier

Too Much Information will Mess You Up

“Everybody gets so much information all day long that they lose their common sense.” Gertrude Stein

Zac Brown is Getting Deeper

Last year the Zac Brown band had a hit with “Toes”

This year Zac and Jimmy Buffett sing “Knee Deep”

Next year I’m guessing he’ll get in up to his waist!