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September 17, 2020

Software = Wizardry

Software development is wizardry and witchcraft.
You cast spells to arrange bits and pixels to do what you want.

January 6, 2020

Know You

“Know who you are and do it on purpose”
Dolly Parton

February 25, 2019

Do You Know A Restaurant That Serves Love?

No, a restaurant can’t serve Love, but it can seem to serve love if it uses handwritten fonts on the menu…

Just read this story on Fast Company Design:

February 12, 2019


Friction saves lives. It has saved mine everyday.

January 11, 2019

When Gifting a Knife

If you give a friend a knife you must also give them a coin. So that they can ‘pay’ you for the knife and it won’t cut your friendship.

June 1, 2018

Beach List

bathing suit
flip flops

March 17, 2018

How To Save 100%

Here’s how to save 100% on anything:

Don’t Buy It!

February 24, 2018

The Dub

Is it pronounced

Dub – you


Dub – yah

May 27, 2017

Goofy Looking

Some days I think I’m nothing more than a Goofy Looking Stink Machine